Welcome to my schizophrenic dress brain.

(All of these are at either Nordstrom or Bloomingdales)

(ralph lauren, bloomingdales)

I actually really, really like this dress. The details you can't see: some knotting/rouching on the bodice, and the sheer little sleeves have delicate little beads on them. This one's at Nordstrom, I think. I keep going back and forth about length. A short dress would be fun. And I like the idea of being comfortable and breezyyyy........

...... Or extremely fancy? I like the lines on this dress, I like the fall of the skirt at the hips and the way it hangs at the hem, and the lace bodice wraps around to a sheer back. Kind of scandalous, yet also, elegant.

This deep V will show up my amazing cleavage. Ha. I'm usually not a fan of beady adornment but the leafy things on this are pretty.

I hate the styling here, but the dress is pretty, although I would remove the black sash.

I kind of want to go to Bloomingdale's and Nordstrom and try all of these dresses on.